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th...@anhywhere.usa  
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 More options Aug 27 2008, 5:33 pm
Newsgroups: soc.retirement
From: th...@anhywhere.usa
Date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:33:12 -0400
Local: Wed, Aug 27 2008 5:33 pm
Subject: Columbo to Obama

Columbo still scratching his head.
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are
busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very
important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a
minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was
wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and
help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV
all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know?
Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a
museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could
just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right
out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to
Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island? No, I didn't
think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to
wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not
available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something,
so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . I . .
have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the
smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
. Your Occidental College records
. Your Columbia College records
. Your Columbia Thesis paper
. Your Harvard College records
. Your Selective Service Registration
. Your medical records
. Your Illinois State Senate records
. Your Illinois State Senate schedule
. Your Law practice client list
. A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate Your embossed,
signed paper Certification of Live Birth
. Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published Your University
of Chicago scholarly articles
. Your Record of baptism
Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now?
I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to
get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I
will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after.
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MollyS  
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 More options Sep 6 2008, 6:52 am
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From: MollyS <sendjunkher...@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 17:52:43 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Sep 6 2008 6:52 am
Subject: Re: Columbo to Obama
Please be advised that this work is my intellectual property from this
posting on my site.

http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/ahsorry-to-bother-you-m...

I also published this work here

http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/03/ahsorry-to-bother-you-mr-obam...

I am a writer and I take my property seriously. The original writing
on my site is fully protected by copyright laws.

My assumption here is you didn't know this.

You should either remove this post completely or insert the first link
in this message at the very top of the post with full credit.

I'll check back with you. Thanks.


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Al. E. Gator Esq.  
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 More options Sep 6 2008, 9:23 am
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From: "Al. E. Gator Esq." <ObamaCroc08.net>
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 23:23:50 -0400
Local: Sat, Sep 6 2008 9:23 am
Subject: Re: Columbo to Obama
I was wondering what type of low class hillbilly,trailer trash wrote this, I
knew that ignorant hillbilly
couldn't have done it by himself,

keep clinging to that $ 4 gas, the $521 million a day ass whipping, the
racism, hate, venom,
divisiveness, unemployment,hungry and sick children,illegal
immigration,exporting of jobs,
the death of the American dream,the rise of the loud and smart mouth,
gutless, baby killing, child raping, torturing hillbilly
trailer trash and slutty savages, etc.

it's what you low life hillbillies are familiar with and you don't want to
change

I don't see a photo of you on that site, got a fat butt you're trying to
hide ?,

you're not afraid to show your betters and photo shop their photos, come on
woman show those guts
you hillbillies claim to have,

 and speaking of guts,

what happened to the guts and balls of all of those republican Alaska
citizens who's national guard is nothing
more than a skeleton crew,

people like you make America and Americans puke

"MollyS" <sendjunkher...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:2435c02d-93c9-4dfe-8472-5dfefe8080db@j22g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...


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MollyS  
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 More options Sep 6 2008, 9:32 am
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From: MollyS <sendjunkher...@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 20:32:49 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Sep 6 2008 9:32 am
Subject: Re: Columbo to Obama
Well hey if I were a lowlife, the gas cost would bother me as much as
it does you.

Never even been near a goat or a cow. You?


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Al. E. Gator Esq.  
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 More options Sep 6 2008, 10:54 am
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From: "Al. E. Gator Esq." <ObamaCroc08.net>
Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 00:54:21 -0400
Local: Sat, Sep 6 2008 10:54 am
Subject: Re: Columbo to Obama

"MollyS" <sendjunkher...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:484dec96-2172-4633-be46-4fd1ed04b137@k37g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

> Well hey if I were a lowlife, the gas cost would bother me as much as
> it does you.

Nice move there el hillbilly wench,

like I have said 1000 times, or at least twice,  you hillbillies just cain't
help but
show your ignorance in your eargerness to prove me right,

so you're saying that all americans who are bothered by the high gas prices
are low lifes ?,

all americans who are having a difficult time paying for gas on top of
everything else are low lifes ?

all but the wealthy who aren't bothered by the high gas prices are low lifes
?

would that make most African AMericans,Women,Hispanics, Native americans,
and
other left out of the republican plan for prosperity americans low lifes
because they have lower paying jobs and
higher unemployment rates ?

so what is the income cut off point for us low lifes and you
elitist hillbilly aristocrats ?, got the guts to answer that one ?

> Never even been near a goat or a cow. You?

does that make some sense somewhere in that diseased republican brain there
el gooberess ?

Did I mention cows or goats ?, or did those images just pop up when I
mentioned "fat butt', or
did they pop up when you looked in a mirror and made a comparison ?

I admit I did allude to racist hillbilly sows when I said " fat butt ",
but that's common knowledge and can be left unspoken

and I also notice you failed to respond to anything I
said, so I'll just assume you had no way of refuting the truth and facts I
posted and instead decided
to trip all over yourself to show us your true inner hillbilly nature,

LMAO, The "MESSIAH" was correct, you hillbillies ARE proud of your
ignorance,

want me to redo that feeble web site and make it more professional and human
?

I don't work cheap though, but I'll give you a hint,  don't put a bunch of
adolescent, hillbilly whining on the front page,

it's like paragraph after paragraph of Boo Hoo Hoo,  and 6 instances of the
word plagiarism, are you paranoid ?,
and,  that old worn out hillbillism : "I'm sick and tired of"(insert more
hillbilly whining here)

think you got a best seller possibility there ?,let me give you a clue,  all
that simple and feeble minded hillbilly swiftboating
has already been done, by other liars

here's a perfect example of a professional web site, no
childish GIF photos, no whining, no simple and feeble minded hillbillisms,

http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

and,
he's not afraid to post a photo of himself, what are you afraid of ?, or
ashamed of ?,

I have to give you a D- for your response, an F for that web site, but I
will give you another opportunity to

disprove anything I said and show us what you look like :

keep clinging to that $ 4 gas, the $521 million a day ass whipping, the
racism, hate, venom,
divisiveness, unemployment,hungry and sick children,illegal
immigration,exporting of jobs,
the death of the American dream,the rise of the loud and smart mouth,
gutless, baby killing, child raping, torturing hillbilly
trailer trash and slutty savages, etc.

it's what you low life hillbillies are familiar with and you don't want to
change

I don't see a photo of you on that site, got a fat butt you're trying to
hide ?,

you're not afraid to show your betters and photo shop their photos, come on
woman show those guts
you hillbillies claim to have,

 and speaking of guts,

what happened to the guts and balls of all of those republican Alaska
citizens who's national guard is nothing
more than a skeleton crew,

people like you make America and Americans puke


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